the junkyard - may 14, 2007: surging nudists spend seven cents to wiretap obama’s big chrysler…
Categories: moosings, iraq, democrats, obama, cheney
item! today is wiretap the internet day!
item! according to a report by israel radio, libyan leader muammar gaddafi is currently in a coma brought on by a blood clot in his brain…
item! want a copy of dick cheney’s daughter’s book now it’s my turn? got seven cents?
item! the surge is working so well, let’s surge some more, shall we?
item! what obama says: “While our fuel standards haven’t moved from 27.5 miles per gallon in two decades, both China and Japan have surpassed us, with Japanese cars now getting an average of 45 miles to the gallon…” what obama drives: a V8 Hemi-powered Chrysler 300C with a 340-horsepower 300C engine that gets 25 miles per gallon, even less than the fuel standards he cites and definitely below what he could be doing… way to lead by example, barack!
item! the latest group having trouble recruiting new blood? nudists…
last item! finally, just to get your monday off to the right start, check out slate.com’s roundup of editorial and political cartoons…
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